{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\deff0\deflang1033{\fonttbl{\f0\froman\fcharset0 Times New Roman;}{\f1\fswiss\fcharset0 Arial;}} {\*\generator Msftedit 5.41.15.1507;}\viewkind4\uc1\pard\sb100\sa100\f0\fs24 What is the difference between Leeds United and a cup of tea?\line A: The tea stays in the cup longer! \line\par Why is the pitch at Elland Road so green?\line A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it. \line\par What's White and funny?\line A: A bus load of Leeds supporters going over a cliff\par Why did Leeds United go on the stock exchange?\line A: To prove that crap can float.\par Newsflash: Thieves broke into the home of a Leeds fan and stole two books. "The thing that upsets me", he said "is that I hadn't finished colouring them in yet!"\par \par Michael Barrymore has offered Leeds United \'a31 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 arseholes jumping up and down\par There's a rumour that for next season, Leeds have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.\par Q: How do you save a Leeds fan from drowning?\line A: Take yer foot off his head. \par What's the difference between a Leeds supporter and an onion?\line A: No one cries when you chop up a Leeds fan! \par Network Rail have decided to start sponsoring Leeds. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures. \par Why do people take an instant dislike to anyone from Leeds?\line It saves time \line\par \pard\f1\fs20\par }